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An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge in Cincinnati , he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied, "A can of peaches." The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6. The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail then."Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. The judge said, "What is it?"
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."
An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge in Cincinnati , he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied, "A can of peaches." The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6. The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail then."Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. The judge said, "What is it?"
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."
4 comments:
I am truly laughing out loud! : )
Thanks, Claudia!!
So happy that your kids are coming home for a bit....
Now make sure and take those meds for your angina!
xoxo
Now that's funny! I'll comment more often Claudia. I honestly have been keeping up with you, I've just been in one of those blue sad valleys that life hands us occasionally. Thanks for the funny "love story." We all need a good laught now and then.
Thats a great joke!!!
And it made me go and open a tin of peaches too..LOL
LOL, hehehehe, that's hilarious.
~Kristi
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