Tuesday, August 08, 2006

I think I musta got Blogjacked

At least this type of ailment don't hurt me, it is just an inconvenience, sorta like the spammers that like to hit our blogs. But that's ok, I have been known through my walk through life to inconvenience, irritate and even annoy a few along the way. Duh..I am lying, shucks it was like a LOT of folks! If I was that smart, I think I could use the talent in a bit more of a constructive manner. Since I know the ins and outs of my viewers, it was exactly who I thought it was. I told him to read The Bible, but he musta misunderstood and read another book instead. Sorta like some form of junk I would enjoy reading. No substance, just junk. Since I have gotten started, I will just share with you my type of reading. I seem to be able to relate to junk better and there is usually a little laff or it certainly would have been a waste of my-- all I have -- TIME...

A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit.

He asks the man his name."Fred," he replies.

"Fred what?" the officer asks.

"Just Fred," the man responds.The officer is in a good mood, doesn't smell alcohol, and thinks he might just give the fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So the officer then presses him for the last name. The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it.

"Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?

"The man replies, "It's a long story, so stay with me. "I was born Fred Dingaling I know -- a funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself, studied hard, and got good grades. When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, MD."

After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through school, got my degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS"
Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD. So now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD. Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Dingaling, MD with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving! me as Fred Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am Just

"The officer walked away in tears, laughing.

Could Fred be my hijacker? Dunno, but he would make a lot better blogger than me. More power to him. Good day ya'll......until

God Bless!


Gattina said...

Seems all OK on your blog !
But I am sure it wasn't a hacker, There must be something with Blogger as the helpline is full of complaints about troubles with sidebars, blogs gone or half edited impossibiliy to send a comment (I had this twice today) and in their "news" they say that they are busy to fix it. I have now my second sidebar dropped to the bottom, without reason, it was all OK and suddenly this morning it was gone. Never mind, there are worse things in life !

Moobear said...

You are so right, there are worse things in life. Actually it didn't bother me, I was more surprised that it was so easily corrected. FOR me, that is quite a treat!
Bless you friend.
God Bless!

Alternati said...

I admire your patience and outlook on life. I wish I have that much understanding. I flipped when my comments got deleted by Haloscan, but I'm all good now. Just dropped by Moobear. :)

Moobear said...

Thank you for dropping in alternati. Hon, when you get my age, it takes a while lots more than that to get me "cited". Now in my hay day I mighta felt different. I like your site btw and have it on my morning blogroll.
Good day. Take care.
God Bless!