Saturday, November 11, 2006

bout says it all for me...


PONDERISMS

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?


These are things like I so often wonder about. Seems fitting for me to share with you folks. Hope you all have a wonderful and blessed weekend!


God Bless!

6 comments:

Teresa said...

Moo, Those are funny things to ponder. I like the first one best...natural food and dying of natural causes. It makes me want to go eat a doughnut!

Gattina said...

It doesn't make me think about it I fully agree to everything at 100 % ! All this is the naked truth ! Especially the once concerning health ! and when we want to light fire in the chemney. What a work !

Gattina said...

It doesn't make me think about it I fully agree to everything at 100 % ! All this is the naked truth ! Especially the once concerning health ! and when we want to light fire in the chemney. What a work !

Clara....in TN said...

How funny....I like them all. Bill and I are doing O.K. Thanks for asking. We went to Lisa's in Knoxville yesterday. Hope you're feeling good. have a nice Sunday!

That Cleaning Lady said...

I wonder too why a wool sweater will shrink when it gets wet, but sheep don't?
When those home movies say this film has been modified to fit your screen, how do they know what size screen I have?
Hope you are well, happy, and enjoying some beautiful weather. It's cccold over here, and the mountains are supposed to be getting 3 feet of snow tonight!!

CyberCelt said...

Happy Click and Comment Monday. Here from Gattina's blog. I loved these sayings. You may see some appear on my blog. LOL